🚤 2008 Centurion Falcon – Midlife Crisis Not Included (But Optional) 🚤

Looking to impress your friends, make your neighbors jealous, and possibly injure your pride with a wakeboard wipeout? Say hello to your new midlife adventure machine: the 2008 Centurion Falcon. She’s 21 feet of freedom, horsepower, and questionable decision-making.

🛢️ Recent oil change – because we believe in pampering machines more than ourselves.
⏱️ Less than 400 hours – she’s got experience, but still thinks she’s in her prime (like you).
🔋 Dual batteries – one for cranking the engine, the other for blasting 2000s yacht rock at full volume.
🔥 Heater included – keeps you warm when the lake breeze feels more like the Arctic tundra.
🧥 Life jackets, bumpers, and ropes included – because safety is sexy.

This boat doesn’t just make waves—it demands respect. Whether you're chasing sunsets, wakeboarding glory, or just running from your responsibilities, the Centurion Falcon is ready.

Serious buyers only. Tire-kickers and people named "Captain No-Fun" will be politely redirected to the paddleboat section.